Romantic Rose

If you got an order confirmation email, you’re golden! If not, check your spam folder—sometimes our emails like to play hide and seek.

Sometimes packages take a little detour. Check with neighbors, behind planters, or that one spot your delivery driver loves. Still missing? Let us know (email: hello@thegoatstandard.com) and we’ll help track it down.

We accept all major credit cards, Google Pay, Amazon Pay, Apple Pay, PayPal/Venmo, Shop Pay, and even Shop Pay Installments—because your skin shouldn’t have to wait, even if your wallet does.

Due to the personal nature of our products, we can’t accept returns—but if there’s an issue, reach out and we’ll make it right with our 100% Satisfaction Guarantee. We stand by our soap, no kidding.

We sure do! We’ll send our goat goodness wherever the postal goats can roam. Our checkout page will keep you in the loop of which countries we can ship to.

Not yet, but it’s in the works! Because loyal goats (and customers) deserve treats.

Just share their address at checkout, and we’ll handle it from there—no price tags, just good vibes and great soap.